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Saturday, December 1, 2012

Nathan's Christmas Gift Guide


December is my favorite month, hands down.  I love the holiday season.

It's not just about the gifts, although you probably think more about them than anything else when it comes to the holidays. No, I'm not that cynical "Christmas is just a commercial holiday created by big corporations and greeting card companies to prey on American consumerism."  But in my opinion, you think more about the gift buying aspect of the holidays because you don't HAVE to think about all the other great things about the holiday season.  They just come effortlessly.  Like the decorations (beautiful and always kind of personal). Or the short cold days that make you feel warmer and cozier inside.  The holiday sweets made with love or shared with love with friends and family.  And of course, the generosity. Showing your friends and family that you love them and appreciate them, but conveniently not having to say all that mushy feeling stuff. Yuck.

So, with that said, to take away the doubt in your mind and second guessing "is this the right size? Will he like this toy? Will jenny rue the day nathan opened this gift?" I've made a gift buying guide for Nathan, because I care. You're welcome friends and family! And of course, thank you for including our son in your holiday generosity. Love you all.

1. Size 2t in pants
2. Size 3t in shirts
3. He loves toy cars (please no toddler cars, metal die cast only (ie cheap hot wheels cars $0.97/ea))
4. We refuse to buy them, but he is a fan of Cars themed Squinkies (thanks youtube! Not.)
5. Monster trucks (not Cars themed)
6. Books
7. Thomas the Train And Friends toy trains (more specifically he doesn't have Cranky yet ;) )
8. Puzzles for toddlers
9. Oh yah, shoe size 8 or 9

Thanks in advance and happy shopping!
Jenny

Monday, October 15, 2012

Treasure Island Music Festival 2012, Sunday

My memory in bullet point form (minus the bullets):

Awesome parking. $30 bucks well spent.

Eating chimichurrie fries from 4505. Reeeeally gooood.


Hospitality! Although, I prefer bands that have fun and act slightly more humble (wow, do I sound like douche! but...), especially with this kind of fun music. The band seemed kind of, I don't know, cunty.  Example: in a vaguely bored and subtle foreign accent "We're so excited to be playing on this beautiful vessel."  Dooon't doooo thaat.  Motherfucker, it's an island. Treasure Island Music Festival.  Separate thought, but a concurring moment: The sit down seduction. Boys hitting on girls. You come and sit down, very very close to single girls and you settle into a sensual reclining pose. Is this what the kids are doing now a days?

Intense people watching. Stylish, weird, Wearing.Those.Boots/Middrift/Stockings/Leggings/etc., boobs.










Naked lady statue shade
+ waiting for someone to fall off the tiny trampolines 
+ bananas & chocolate 
funnel cake
= best funnel cake ever.
















Korean 
bbq 
tacos, ehhhh.

Posting up in the intermittent shade of the ferris wheel. 
Coffee, orange juice, water, snap.
Orange juice + mango = delicious.
Mango juice + orange juice = why would you do that?
Disgusting.

Blonde bitchhh. let. me. tell. you. Hust. ling. us. for. some. water. She was cool. Until she drank straight out of Dom's water bottle without asking. What is wrong with you?

Bumping into co workers. Work talk. But, fuuuuuun.

Other bands.


 Porto potty theory. Go where no one else goes. So walk to the farthest porto potties. But what if everyone else is thinking the same thing? Pee and poo particles. Kitty litter for humans.








I noticed, the mohawk hairdo is big with fem/hip seemingly gay dudes and lesbian asian chicks. I'm somewhere in between.  I'm asian, I like dudes and I have a vagina.  It is only slightly narcissistic to hit on me when we look exactly the same, girl washing your hands across from me. And no, I didn't just make up that husband story to let you down easy. 
I am married to a dude with a pre op penis, who chooses to live his life as a man.
Got it.








BEST COAST!!! 
Dance dance dance dance dance, 
sit down, 
slow dance, 
DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE.

I think it was Silent Disco next. Weird, but cool. Submerged in music, but dancing in silence. Don't yell over the music ya dummy! Take the headphones off and talk at a normal volume. Me, waack. Just a lil.

M83. Chill. Music made visual. Perfect at moments.

Gossip. Waaaackin. Shamefully. People. Looking. Me. Feel Weird.

The XX. Yes. Awesome. Minimal. Perfect. Smooth. Ughhhhh. That's that shit I DO like. Feelings. Emotions in music form. And influenced by dance music. They make that statement make sense.

Last porto potty experience at the end of the night. SQUAT! Don't sit down. Thank God for portable sinks! And I forgot to mention the dance that goes with pumping the foot pedal for water. There's a dance.
 
Merch table to buy the Best Coast and Hospitality albums. Sold out. Impulsed bought a $25 dollar tshirt instead. No Jenny. Don't do that. I'm gonna have to wear the shit out of this shirt.




Doin hipster things with mah frenzz.
Jenny





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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Movies

Movies that I'm finally fully appreciating.  Watched in this order this week, starting from the most recently watched...

1. When Harry Met Sally
2. Something's Gotta Give
3. Casino
4. Sense and Sensibility

Great acting all around.  Great dialogue.  Great stories.




Jenny

Saturday, September 1, 2012

True Heartbreak

Did I ever tell you the story about Mikey cutting my favorite pair of sweatpants into shorts?

I was devastated.



Jenny

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Monday, August 20, 2012

Marriage Means Something to Me


One year has gone by since I tied the knot to a Mr. Michael Morales.  Back in September, I reported that our married life is pretty much the same as our dating life, and not much has changed.  So why get married?  It wasn't a money thing, I can't even tell you the difference between my taxes now and before we got married.  And it's not a legal thing, we have nothing to legally fight over if we split except Nathan, and married or not, legal stuff would ensue if we were to split.  So the question is why then?  My answer?

This is honestly why I wanted to get married, and is still how I reasoned my desire to get married:

If legal marriage is the way you can show the one you love that you love them the most and want everyone to know that you love them that much, then I wanted to marry Mikey.

If that doesn't make sense, let me clarify.

You know how some people get promotions, but their job doesn't change?  It's like that.  It's tangible proof that the people around you, your superiors and possibly your equals depending on if there is a peer review, know and believe that you are doing a great job and want to show you that they appreciate your hard work and that you deserve a higher status so that everyone else will instantly know you're good.  That's what marriage is to me.

The big wedding that goes along with getting married is just a way to get people happily through celebrating you and your love of each other.  Makes sense why some people hate weddings, because it can get very self congratulatory very fast.  "Look at what we have and how great our lives are!!!"  BLEH!  But I've noticed that the most enjoyable weddings to attend, the ones where you can't hate the bride and groom no matter how cheesy things get, are those that are insanely genuine.  You can just look at that bride and groom and see the love that they have for each other, and yes, their wedding day and marriage means exactly what I believe it to mean.  A way to show the person you have chosen to marry that you love them the most and you want everyone to know it.

When I call Mikey my husband, I have just designated that I love him the most to people that may not know that.

And this is why it means something to me that gay/lesbian/transgender people should have the right to legally marry their spouse.  They grew up with the same understanding of marriage as me (assuming), and to not let them get married is taking away a way for them to show their love for their favorite person.  It's discrimination.  Would you be able to deny a promotion of an outstanding worker based on a lifestyle choice you did not agree with?  No, that would be illegal.  And that's why denying a gay/lesbian/transgender person from getting married to the person they love is so wrong and should be illegal.

And divorce carries the same opposite meaning to me.  It's about showing the world that the person you are divorcing is no longer your favorite person.  And that I understand.  It happens, and I'm very sympathetic.  Everyone should be allowed to marry and divorce as they see fit.

I'm not sure how I got to this point in my post, but my initial intention was to say, happy first wedding anniversary to me and Mikey.  Nothing has changed, and I'm glad.



Jenny


Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Why Money is the Source of Happiness and Evil

We live in a world where money buys you everything.  It is also the reason that most people do bad things.  I say most because some people are just plain fucked up and do bad things because they like doing bad things.

Your average person will do petty bad things to save money.

Your rich person will do bad things to make more money.

Your evil person will do really bad things for easy money.

Examples.

Your average person will download pirated music and movies, not pay for food or other small items if they know they will not be prosecuted for it, and will shortchange anyone that won't make a fuss over it.  These are bad things to do because they are stealing.  You didn't pay for that album, you didn't pay for that movie, you didn't pay for that food, you didn't pay for that jacket, you didn't do the work that you said you would for that money.  If it was cash you were stealing, you probably wouldn't do it.

Your rich person will scheme and scheme to increase profits, no matter what the cost is to others.  The mortgage crisis is one of these schemes.  They sold houses to people they knew could not afford it in order to sell stocks to foreign investors and bought stocks betting on their failure.  The people who bought the houses have poor credit now, the economy is not so hot and almost completely collapsed, and none of these schemers had to pay for what they did. 
The whole food industry is another one.  America is getting fatter and unhealthier.  More shit is put into our food to make it more delicious so we eat more.  And more money is spent on advertising than the cost is to make the food that is being eaten.  No one is making us eat this food, true.  But they damn sure aren't telling us the whole fucking truth either, not about the cost, not about the content, not about profits.
Oil.  This one is too easy and far reaching that if you don't know, I don't know what to say.  Cars, hybrids, tires, wars, roads.  I don't know, just everything about that industry is full of selfish business people who don't give a fuck about anything and only care about the bottom line: money.
Big corporations that lay off their workers to increase profits.  They give pay cuts, and give themselves raises.  Bad.

Your evil person will do bad things for easy money.  Human trafficking is pretty bad.  Anyone on the scheming side are evil for sure.  Drug dealing.  I know the small drug dealers aren't really evil, it may just be a means to an end to some, but the big wealthy ones are definitely evil.  Pretty much anyone on the top of a pyramid is probably evil because they had to do things to stay on top.  Preying on the naive.  Not cool, evil for obvious reasons.


But money does get good things too.  Advances in technology.  Toys for kids.  Medicine for ailments that can't be cured naturally.  Food.  It's easy to see how money doesn't necessarily equal evil, but people definitely lose morality for this shit.  Is it that hard to make money in honest ways?  Don't ignore how you're making your money.  And how much money do you really need?  Do you need a big big house?  Do you need a really expensive car?  Do you need expensive clothes?  Why?  So that you can appear to be successful while you are not contributing to society, and actually making it worse?  Now I'm not talking about hard working honest people who never harmed anyone, by all means, if you're making money in a very respectable way, buy whatever you want.  No, I'm talking about the Evil people in the world that are rich and became rich by doing whatever evil thing it took.  And I'm sure every single bad thing they did, they validated it by saying "well if I didn't do it, someone else would."



Jenny