The Tennis Concert

Last night, we went to the Tennis concert in the city.  What else is there to say about the band LIVE that is not obvious.  They were great. They left nothing to want. Read this review to get a feel Live Review, 4/30/12: Tennis Evokes Springtime Feelings at the Independent.  I thought the review ^ was good, too, so I looked the author up.  (At first I was offended that she thinks people who post baby pictures on facebook are boring, but then I remembered she's single.  She has a cat and I have a kid.  It's like the same thing.)

Anyways, back to the concert.  I shamefully danced and tried to tone it down.  I apologized when I squealed in glee.  We made jokes with anyone that talked to us.  Surprise everyone! White people have a sense of humor, too.

"This would be a great spot if this tall motherfucker wasn't standing in front of us."
"What if they designated standing sections by height?"
"Whoa, thayt is heightist!"
"Why I gotta stand in the back?! Nahhhhhhh shawttie."
"I'm taking that word back.  It's now a term of endearment."
"I'm not short, but I have a friend that is short.  So I can say that."
"I grew up around a lot of short people."
"Shortie is not the same as shawtie."
"Das jus heightiss."

Tall dude blocking us had a handlebar mustache so you know he was legit.

Fun note: Tennis is comprised of a husband and wife team, and the husband is sooooooooo hot.  I've got teeny bopper googly eyes for him.

After the show, while waiting in line for the bathroom, of course I was that girl that was talking too much to the other girls in line.  Target bras and panty liners came up.  Blogs and writing did too.  I had the "This isn't comedy hour, this bitch needs to shut the fuck up" vibe going on.  Yeah, I was that girl talking wayyyy too much in line for the bathroom.  I was chatty Kathy all day with complete strangers.  Sandwiches does that to you sometimes.

Mikey was very pleased with the concert.  More than pleased, elated.  Spent $70 bucks at the merchandise table after the show and we was groupie-ing it up, waiting for Tennis to come out so we could meet them.  But  security scooted us out before we could enjoy the fruits of our labor.

Overall, pleased customer right here.




Jenny